Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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