maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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