Christians are straight up FREAKS
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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