So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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