ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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