my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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