It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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