buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just blew my weed a kiss
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
we're so committed to being not committed
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
