Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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