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Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
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