i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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