I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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