I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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