she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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