Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
no, he came in my armpit
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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