dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i dont even know how to be here
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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