The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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