Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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