Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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