He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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