so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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