yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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