btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You may now shotgun with the bride
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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