do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
lol hangovers are for mortals.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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