Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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