Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
from now on my penis is your penis
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
we should paint friendship bongs
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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