goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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