Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Randomize
