haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
