walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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