It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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