My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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