You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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