so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Drunk is not a location!
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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