If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
