In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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