no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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