Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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