wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She told me I should be a condom model.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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