I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Your penis caused this!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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