dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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