i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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