Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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