Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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