I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
