I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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