you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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