I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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