So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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