Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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