he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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