Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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