Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I have grass duct taped all over my body
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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